Notes from a Small Bedroom

This will not cease to be funny.

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:24:19 -0500

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This will not cease to be funny.

I still say The Restaraunt is brilliant but I do hope James and JJ die in a chip pan fire.

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 09:34:16 -0500

I still say The Restaraunt is brilliant but I do hope James and JJ die in a chip pan fire.

Hard at work at Baker Industries

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 10:31:11 -0500

Hard at work at Baker Industries

Ok, all finished. Now just need to prime it and spend forever...

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:40:15 -0500

Ok, all finished. Now just need to prime it and spend forever painting it…

Are there things funnier than hearing your wife try to do all the voices when reading a fireman Sam...

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:31:22 -0500

Are there things funnier than hearing your wife try to do all the voices when reading a fireman Sam book?

No. No there aren’t.

Why yes, I AM a badly organised nerd. Ta for noticing.

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:21:26 -0500

Why yes, I AM a badly organised nerd. Ta for noticing.

"Autobots, transform and roll out!"

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 05:38:59 -0500

““Autobots, transform and roll out!””

- Richard Nixon

The view out my window. No sign of the roofer today, hence...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 05:07:18 -0500

The view out my window. No sign of the roofer today, hence stupid bastard scaffolding.

When did it become normal to call having a hangover “hanging”? Whenever it was, it...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 08:44:11 -0500

When did it become normal to call having a hangover “hanging”? Whenever it was, it shouldn’t have.

"I do not approve of “My Friends Tigger and Pooh”. There was no need to CGI them and..."

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:41:01 -0500

“I do not approve of “My Friends Tigger and Pooh”. There was no need to CGI them and replace Christopher Robin with a girl in a baseball cap. Or make them detectives. I wish I wa making this up.”

- Phil Catterall, yesterday.

The boy needs one billion things in his bed before sleeping.

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 09:18:30 -0400

The boy needs one billion things in his bed before sleeping.

OJ's Revenge

Fri, 14 Sep 2007 15:31:56 -0400

OJ's Revenge:

Not content with both murdering and not murdering his ex wife (criminal and civil proceedings respectivley), writing a book about how he WOULD have murdered her and never paying the $33.5 million that was awarded to her family in damages, OJ Simpson has now been questioned in relation to a break in at a hotel. One wonders what he will do for his next trick.

This is a man with too much time on his hands. Too much AWESOME time.

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 07:17:37 -0400

This is a man with too much time on his hands. Too much AWESOME time.

Ah, Harry. You used to be so funny.

Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:52:24 -0400

Ah, Harry. You used to be so funny.

Ungh.

Wed, 15 Aug 2007 15:36:22 -0400

Ungh.

Why I need different friends

Mon, 13 Aug 2007 17:38:18 -0400

Deap says:
oh are you still doing this Ted Baker Show
Phillip says:
Ken Baber, I think you'll find.
Phillip says:
And all I do is script edit one show now
Phillip says:
The Ben Baker Dirty Video Cassette - which is rather good.
Phillip says:
And only 10 minutes a pop
Deap says:
have him tell the following joke....
ahem....
Deap says:
2 Pedos on a beach, One says to the other.....
"do you mind, you're in my sun"
Phillip says:
I don't think he'll do that.
Deap says:
ok
Phillip says:
Still download some shows
Deap says:
2 fish in a tank, one says
"do you know how to drive this thing?"
Phillip says:
Yeah, no, it's not that kind of thing.
Deap says:
how do you stop a dog humping your leg?

Pull it off!
Phillip says:
Ross, please, stop.
Deap says:
darn
Deap says:
I will download it as commanded
Deap says:
the dog one was good though right?
Phillip says:
No, no it wasn't.

Based on a popular short story

Sun, 12 Aug 2007 13:49:02 -0400

ben | mever. says:
SADEM FUR WINS
Phillip says:
Bad spelling will now result in one or other of us shouting SADEM HUSEN won't it?
ben | mever. says:
Its a beautiful thing
ben | mever. says:
Incorrect dictator spellings Is the choice of a new generation. Of scared drones.
Phillip says:
IDI AMOON
Phillip says:
RUBERT MUGABEE
ben | mever. says:
ZEBERAL PEANUTCHE
ben | mever. says:
BOGPISS
ben | mever. says:
(Bagpuss is not to be trusted)
Phillip says:
GOLNEL WHADAPHEE
Phillip says:
And relax
Phillip says:
(Bogpiss wins)
ben | mever. says:
Bogpiss is a bast
Phillip says:
And that's my tumbl done
ben | mever. says:
DARKWING DEC-oh, you've done

How to say "Let's Get Dangerous" in other languages: Part the first

Sat, 11 Aug 2007 15:32:08 -0400

Phillip says:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darkwing_Duck#.22Let.27s_get_dangerous.22_in_other_languages
ben | almost sweet. says:
Wait till I do some destruction!
Phillip says:
Two, one, RISK!
Phillip says:
Oh I love the russian language.
ben | almost sweet. says:
Let's get really risky!
ben | almost sweet. says:
Ooh...you...naughty
ben | almost sweet. says:
Clear the propeller!?????
Phillip says:
It's genius
ben | almost sweet. says:
"We have to enter into action!" where are my FORMS?
ben | almost sweet. says:
Tumblr it. Or I will
Phillip says:
Consider it done.

More Sam. Two months in now and it’s like he’s...

Tue, 07 Aug 2007 18:19:10 -0400

More Sam. Two months in now and it’s like he’s always been there.

More space nonsense

Tue, 07 Aug 2007 18:15:07 -0400

More space nonsense:

So, we’ve found another planet. Bully for us. How on earth is this considered exploration? If Columbus had sat somewhere in Europe getting someone to build increasingly large telescopes for him until he had one so big it crossed the Atlantic and could be used to spy on Native Americans, would we have considered him an explorer? No. No we wouldn’t.

We’re several thousand years old now, it’s time to get off our arses and go and see what’s out there. We’ve made enough of a mess here - time to forget the damage deposit and get out before the landlord shows up.