Notes from a Small Bedroom

"I do not approve of “My Friends Tigger and Pooh”. There was no need to CGI them and..."

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:41:01 -0500

“I do not approve of “My Friends Tigger and Pooh”. There was no need to CGI them and replace Christopher Robin with a girl in a baseball cap. Or make them detectives. I wish I wa making this up.”

- Phil Catterall, yesterday.

The boy needs one billion things in his bed before sleeping.

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 09:18:30 -0400

The boy needs one billion things in his bed before sleeping.

OJ's Revenge

Fri, 14 Sep 2007 15:31:56 -0400

OJ's Revenge:

Not content with both murdering and not murdering his ex wife (criminal and civil proceedings respectivley), writing a book about how he WOULD have murdered her and never paying the $33.5 million that was awarded to her family in damages, OJ Simpson has now been questioned in relation to a break in at a hotel. One wonders what he will do for his next trick.

This is a man with too much time on his hands. Too much AWESOME time.

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 07:17:37 -0400

This is a man with too much time on his hands. Too much AWESOME time.

Ah, Harry. You used to be so funny.

Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:52:24 -0400

Ah, Harry. You used to be so funny.

Ungh.

Wed, 15 Aug 2007 15:36:22 -0400

Ungh.

Why I need different friends

Mon, 13 Aug 2007 17:38:18 -0400

Deap says:
oh are you still doing this Ted Baker Show
Phillip says:
Ken Baber, I think you'll find.
Phillip says:
And all I do is script edit one show now
Phillip says:
The Ben Baker Dirty Video Cassette - which is rather good.
Phillip says:
And only 10 minutes a pop
Deap says:
have him tell the following joke....
ahem....
Deap says:
2 Pedos on a beach, One says to the other.....
"do you mind, you're in my sun"
Phillip says:
I don't think he'll do that.
Deap says:
ok
Phillip says:
Still download some shows
Deap says:
2 fish in a tank, one says
"do you know how to drive this thing?"
Phillip says:
Yeah, no, it's not that kind of thing.
Deap says:
how do you stop a dog humping your leg?

Pull it off!
Phillip says:
Ross, please, stop.
Deap says:
darn
Deap says:
I will download it as commanded
Deap says:
the dog one was good though right?
Phillip says:
No, no it wasn't.

Based on a popular short story

Sun, 12 Aug 2007 13:49:02 -0400

ben | mever. says:
SADEM FUR WINS
Phillip says:
Bad spelling will now result in one or other of us shouting SADEM HUSEN won't it?
ben | mever. says:
Its a beautiful thing
ben | mever. says:
Incorrect dictator spellings Is the choice of a new generation. Of scared drones.
Phillip says:
IDI AMOON
Phillip says:
RUBERT MUGABEE
ben | mever. says:
ZEBERAL PEANUTCHE
ben | mever. says:
BOGPISS
ben | mever. says:
(Bagpuss is not to be trusted)
Phillip says:
GOLNEL WHADAPHEE
Phillip says:
And relax
Phillip says:
(Bogpiss wins)
ben | mever. says:
Bogpiss is a bast
Phillip says:
And that's my tumbl done
ben | mever. says:
DARKWING DEC-oh, you've done

How to say "Let's Get Dangerous" in other languages: Part the first

Sat, 11 Aug 2007 15:32:08 -0400

Phillip says:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darkwing_Duck#.22Let.27s_get_dangerous.22_in_other_languages
ben | almost sweet. says:
Wait till I do some destruction!
Phillip says:
Two, one, RISK!
Phillip says:
Oh I love the russian language.
ben | almost sweet. says:
Let's get really risky!
ben | almost sweet. says:
Ooh...you...naughty
ben | almost sweet. says:
Clear the propeller!?????
Phillip says:
It's genius
ben | almost sweet. says:
"We have to enter into action!" where are my FORMS?
ben | almost sweet. says:
Tumblr it. Or I will
Phillip says:
Consider it done.

More Sam. Two months in now and it’s like he’s...

Tue, 07 Aug 2007 18:19:10 -0400

More Sam. Two months in now and it’s like he’s always been there.

More space nonsense

Tue, 07 Aug 2007 18:15:07 -0400

More space nonsense:

So, we’ve found another planet. Bully for us. How on earth is this considered exploration? If Columbus had sat somewhere in Europe getting someone to build increasingly large telescopes for him until he had one so big it crossed the Atlantic and could be used to spy on Native Americans, would we have considered him an explorer? No. No we wouldn’t.

We’re several thousand years old now, it’s time to get off our arses and go and see what’s out there. We’ve made enough of a mess here - time to forget the damage deposit and get out before the landlord shows up.

Galactic Apolcalypse Now

Mon, 06 Aug 2007 18:11:36 -0400

Galactic Apolcalypse Now

Beware the Pointless

Sun, 29 Jul 2007 17:11:40 -0400

Green Day have done a cover of the Simpsons theme. It is number 19 in the charts.

This is the single most unecessary thing of the last ten years or so. They even go “da da da de da da da de dadada” at the end of it. Utterly, utterly without point.

Thanks, Green Day. I used to like you, but this is just utter tosh.

Here's Sam!

Fri, 15 Jun 2007 16:01:07 -0400

Here's Sam!

Experience Schizophrenia with Virtual Hallucinating Goggles - Medgadget - www.medgadget.com

Wed, 13 Jun 2007 05:25:41 -0400

Experience Schizophrenia with Virtual Hallucinating Goggles - Medgadget - www.medgadget.com:

Coming soon, experience brain damage with a special helmet that bores holes into your brain rendering you incapable of standing up straight or doing simple sums!

Ben + Phil = TIRESOME

Tue, 12 Jun 2007 07:03:19 -0400

Phil: Yes.
Phil: I'm going to bind that to a keypress.
ben | long pause: Tiresome of Keighley
Phil: We'd make a half decent double act, you know. You could be the volatile one.
ben | long pause: and you'll be the one that rants about comics
Phil: And that would be it.
ben | long pause: POIFECTS
Phil: "I HATE YOU!" "Spiderman?"

Taking Ben’s advice, I’m going to post something...

Mon, 11 Jun 2007 16:30:53 -0400

Taking Ben’s advice, I’m going to post something each day. Sadly for you lot, that means that as I’m currently obsessed with playing Forza, you get a different car I’ve drawn all over.

Today’s car is my attempt to do something that looks vaguely like the Iron Man armour and fails on many, many levels. Still, always the next one, eh?

I dun got a driving game. Then I dun spent FAR TOO FUCKING LONG...

Sun, 10 Jun 2007 17:49:09 -0400

I dun got a driving game. Then I dun spent FAR TOO FUCKING LONG decorating this Porche to look like Jazz off’ve Transformers. Thanks.

Phil: You. Do something funny.

Sat, 02 Jun 2007 17:08:55 -0400

Phil: You. Do something funny.
Ibbi: ow.
Phil : k.
Ibbi: I dislike the flaw in this humour. Pain is funniest if it is seen, otherwise its just a person banging his head on the desk
Phil: Just as long as you're hurt, that's the main thing.

Phil: What did you break?

Sat, 02 Jun 2007 17:06:17 -0400

Phil: What did you break?
Ibbi: the laws of gods and men