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Aug
7th
Tue
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More space nonsense

So, we’ve found another planet. Bully for us. How on earth is this considered exploration? If Columbus had sat somewhere in Europe getting someone to build increasingly large telescopes for him until he had one so big it crossed the Atlantic and could be used to spy on Native Americans, would we have considered him an explorer? No. No we wouldn’t.

We’re several thousand years old now, it’s time to get off our arses and go and see what’s out there. We’ve made enough of a mess here - time to forget the damage deposit and get out before the landlord shows up.
Aug
6th
Mon
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Galactic Apolcalypse Now
Jul
29th
Sun
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Beware the Pointless

Green Day have done a cover of the Simpsons theme. It is number 19 in the charts.

This is the single most unecessary thing of the last ten years or so. They even go “da da da de da da da de dadada” at the end of it. Utterly, utterly without point.

Thanks, Green Day. I used to like you, but this is just utter tosh.

Jun
15th
Fri
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Here's Sam!
Jun
13th
Wed
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Experience Schizophrenia with Virtual Hallucinating Goggles - Medgadget - www.medgadget.com

Coming soon, experience brain damage with a special helmet that bores holes into your brain rendering you incapable of standing up straight or doing simple sums!
Jun
12th
Tue
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Ben + Phil = TIRESOME

  • Phil: <sigh> Yes.
  • Phil: I'm going to bind that to a keypress.
  • ben | long pause: Tiresome of Keighley
  • Phil: We'd make a half decent double act, you know. You could be the volatile one.
  • ben | long pause: and you'll be the one that rants about comics
  • Phil: And that would be it.
  • ben | long pause: POIFECTS
  • Phil: "I HATE YOU!" "Spiderman?" <Applause>
Jun
11th
Mon
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Taking Ben&#8217;s advice, I&#8217;m going to post something each day. Sadly for you lot, that means that as I&#8217;m currently obsessed with playing Forza, you get a different car I&#8217;ve drawn all over.  Today&#8217;s car is my attempt to do something that looks vaguely like the Iron Man armour and fails on many, many levels. Still, always the next one, eh?

Taking Ben’s advice, I’m going to post something each day. Sadly for you lot, that means that as I’m currently obsessed with playing Forza, you get a different car I’ve drawn all over.

 Today’s car is my attempt to do something that looks vaguely like the Iron Man armour and fails on many, many levels. Still, always the next one, eh?

Jun
10th
Sun
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I dun got a driving game. Then I dun spent FAR TOO FUCKING LONG decorating this Porche to look like Jazz off&#8217;ve Transformers. Thanks.

I dun got a driving game. Then I dun spent FAR TOO FUCKING LONG decorating this Porche to look like Jazz off’ve Transformers. Thanks.

Jun
2nd
Sat
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  • Phil: You. Do something funny.
  • Ibbi: ow.
  • Phil : k.
  • Ibbi: I dislike the flaw in this humour. Pain is funniest if it is seen, otherwise its just a person banging his head on the desk
  • Phil: Just as long as you're hurt, that's the main thing.
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  • Phil: What did you break?
  • Ibbi: the laws of gods and men