December 2009
1 post
I am going to go into spasm if I see another fucking unecessary apostrophe from someone who is earning twice ad much as me. ESPECIALLY if said email relates to “communication”.
November 2009
10 posts
WatchThis will not cease to be funny.
I still say The Restaraunt is brilliant but I do hope James and JJ die in a chip pan fire.
Are there things funnier than hearing your wife try to do all the voices when reading a fireman Sam book?
No. No there aren’t.
“Autobots, transform and roll out!”
– Richard Nixon
When did it become normal to call having a hangover “hanging”? Whenever it was, it shouldn’t have.
“I do not approve of “My Friends Tigger and Pooh”. There was no need...”
– Phil Catterall, yesterday.
October 2009
1 post
September 2007
1 post
OJ's Revenge →
Not content with both murdering and not murdering his ex wife (criminal and civil proceedings respectivley), writing a book about how he WOULD have murdered her and never paying the $33.5 million that was awarded to her family in damages, OJ Simpson has now been questioned in relation to a break in at a hotel. One wonders what he will do for his next trick.
August 2007
9 posts
This is a man with too much time on his hands. Too... →
Why I need different friends
Deap says:
oh are you still doing this Ted Baker Show
Phillip says:
Ken Baber, I think you'll find.
Phillip says:
And all I do is script edit one show now
Phillip says:
The Ben Baker Dirty Video Cassette - which is rather good.
Phillip says:
And only 10 minutes a pop
Deap says:
have him tell the following joke....
ahem....
Deap says:
2 Pedos on a beach, One says to the other.....
"do you mind, you're in my sun"
Phillip says:
I don't think he'll do that.
Deap says:
ok
Phillip says:
Still download some shows
Deap says:
2 fish in a tank, one says
"do you know how to drive this thing?"
Phillip says:
Yeah, no, it's not that kind of thing.
Deap says:
how do you stop a dog humping your leg?
Pull it off!
Phillip says:
Ross, please, stop.
Deap says:
darn
Deap says:
I will download it as commanded
Deap says:
the dog one was good though right?
Phillip says:
No, no it wasn't.
Based on a popular short story
ben | mever. says:
SADEM FUR WINS
Phillip says:
Bad spelling will now result in one or other of us shouting SADEM HUSEN won't it?
ben | mever. says:
Its a beautiful thing
ben | mever. says:
Incorrect dictator spellings Is the choice of a new generation. Of scared drones.
Phillip says:
IDI AMOON
Phillip says:
RUBERT MUGABEE
ben | mever. says:
ZEBERAL PEANUTCHE
ben | mever. says:
BOGPISS
ben | mever. says:
(Bagpuss is not to be trusted)
Phillip says:
GOLNEL WHADAPHEE
Phillip says:
And relax
Phillip says:
(Bogpiss wins)
ben | mever. says:
Bogpiss is a bast
Phillip says:
And that's my tumbl done
ben | mever. says:
DARKWING DEC-oh, you've done
How to say "Let's Get Dangerous" in other...
Phillip says:
http: //en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darkwing_Duck#.22Let.27s_get_dangerous.22_in_other_languages
ben | almost sweet. says:
Wait till I do some destruction!
Phillip says:
Two, one, RISK!
Phillip says:
Oh I love the russian language.
ben | almost sweet. says:
Let's get really risky!
ben | almost sweet. says:
Ooh...you...naughty
ben | almost sweet. says:
Clear the propeller!?????
Phillip says:
It's genius
ben | almost sweet. says:
"We have to enter into action!" where are my FORMS?
ben | almost sweet. says:
Tumblr it. Or I will
Phillip says:
Consider it done.
More space nonsense →
So, we’ve found another planet. Bully for us. How on earth is this considered exploration? If Columbus had sat somewhere in Europe getting someone to build increasingly large telescopes for him until he had one so big it crossed the Atlantic and could be used to spy on Native Americans, would we have considered him an explorer? No. No we wouldn’t. We’re several thousand years old...
Galactic Apolcalypse Now →
July 2007
1 post
Beware the Pointless
Green Day have done a cover of the Simpsons theme. It is number 19 in the charts. This is the single most unecessary thing of the last ten years or so. They even go “da da da de da da da de dadada” at the end of it. Utterly, utterly without point. Thanks, Green Day. I used to like you, but this is just utter tosh.
June 2007
7 posts
Here's Sam! →
Experience Schizophrenia with Virtual... →
Coming soon, experience brain damage with a special helmet that bores holes into your brain rendering you incapable of standing up straight or doing simple sums!
Ben + Phil = TIRESOME
Phil: Yes.
Phil: I'm going to bind that to a keypress.
ben | long pause: Tiresome of Keighley
Phil: We'd make a half decent double act, you know. You could be the volatile one.
ben | long pause: and you'll be the one that rants about comics
Phil: And that would be it.
ben | long pause: POIFECTS
Phil: "I HATE YOU!" "Spiderman?"
Phil: You. Do something funny.
Ibbi: ow.
Phil : k.
Ibbi: I dislike the flaw in this humour. Pain is funniest if it is seen, otherwise its just a person banging his head on the desk
Phil: Just as long as you're hurt, that's the main thing.
Phil: What did you break?
Ibbi: the laws of gods and men
May 2007
6 posts
C64 adventure games →
For later, when I can be arsed looking at them…
The Last Stand - Presented by AddictingGames →
Kill MORE Zombus! Wi’ guns. And a chainsaw too.
Endless Zombie Rampage →
Kill them Zombus! Wi’ guns.
BBC NEWS | In Pictures | In pictures: Jacksons... →
Oh well this is worryingly tame. Where’s all the coke cans full of wine and the oxygen tents? You’ve let us down, Jacksons.
Kids these days.
ben | the imposter: "There was no point to Why Dont You?"
ben | the imposter: Yes, well done kids.
Phil: Oh, and of course todays kids shows DO have a point.
Phil: MI High? Yes, it's for kids seriously considering a career in international espionage. And Raven is useful for all those kids that get... um... stuck... in a field.... with a bearded man shouting at them to make bridges.
ben | the imposter: sorry, i was eating cream crackers
Phil: I don't blame you.
New stuff? Ok.
Tumblelogs should have posts that are shorter than regular blog posts? Ok then.