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Sep
14th
Fri
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OJ's Revenge Not content with both murdering and not murdering his ex wife (criminal and civil proceedings respectivley), writing a book about how he WOULD have murdered her and never paying the $33.5 million that was awarded to her family in damages, OJ Simpson has now been questioned in relation to a break in at a hotel. One wonders what he will do for his next trick.
Aug
22nd
Wed
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This is a man with too much time on his hands. Too much AWESOME time.
Aug
15th
Wed
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Ah, Harry. You used to be so funny.
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Ungh.
Aug
13th
Mon
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Why I need different friends

  • Deap says:
  • oh are you still doing this Ted Baker Show
  • Phillip says:
  • Ken Baber, I think you'll find.
  • Phillip says:
  • And all I do is script edit one show now
  • Phillip says:
  • The Ben Baker Dirty Video Cassette - which is rather good.
  • Phillip says:
  • And only 10 minutes a pop
  • Deap says:
  • have him tell the following joke....
  • ahem....
  • Deap says:
  • 2 Pedos on a beach, One says to the other.....
  • "do you mind, you're in my sun"
  • Phillip says:
  • I don't think he'll do that.
  • Deap says:
  • ok
  • Phillip says:
  • Still download some shows
  • Deap says:
  • 2 fish in a tank, one says
  • "do you know how to drive this thing?"
  • Phillip says:
  • Yeah, no, it's not that kind of thing.
  • Deap says:
  • how do you stop a dog humping your leg?
  • Pull it off!
  • Phillip says:
  • Ross, please, stop.
  • Deap says:
  • darn
  • Deap says:
  • I will download it as commanded
  • Deap says:
  • the dog one was good though right?
  • Phillip says:
  • No, no it wasn't.
Aug
12th
Sun
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Based on a popular short story

  • ben | mever. says:
  • SADEM FUR WINS
  • Phillip says:
  • Bad spelling will now result in one or other of us shouting SADEM HUSEN won't it?
  • ben | mever. says:
  • Its a beautiful thing
  • ben | mever. says:
  • Incorrect dictator spellings Is the choice of a new generation. Of scared drones.
  • Phillip says:
  • IDI AMOON
  • Phillip says:
  • RUBERT MUGABEE
  • ben | mever. says:
  • ZEBERAL PEANUTCHE
  • ben | mever. says:
  • BOGPISS
  • ben | mever. says:
  • (Bagpuss is not to be trusted)
  • Phillip says:
  • GOLNEL WHADAPHEE
  • Phillip says:
  • And relax
  • Phillip says:
  • (Bogpiss wins)
  • ben | mever. says:
  • Bogpiss is a bast
  • Phillip says:
  • And that's my tumbl done
  • ben | mever. says:
  • DARKWING DEC-oh, you've done
Aug
11th
Sat
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How to say "Let's Get Dangerous" in other languages: Part the first

  • Phillip says:
  • http: //en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darkwing_Duck#.22Let.27s_get_dangerous.22_in_other_languages
  • ben | almost sweet. says:
  • Wait till I do some destruction!
  • Phillip says:
  • Two, one, RISK!
  • Phillip says:
  • Oh I love the russian language.
  • ben | almost sweet. says:
  • Let's get really risky!
  • ben | almost sweet. says:
  • Ooh...you...naughty
  • ben | almost sweet. says:
  • Clear the propeller!?????
  • Phillip says:
  • It's genius
  • ben | almost sweet. says:
  • "We have to enter into action!" where are my FORMS?
  • ben | almost sweet. says:
  • Tumblr it. Or I will
  • Phillip says:
  • Consider it done.
Aug
7th
Tue
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More Sam. Two months in now and it’s like he’s always been there.
More Sam. Two months in now and it’s like he’s always been there.
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More space nonsense

So, we’ve found another planet. Bully for us. How on earth is this considered exploration? If Columbus had sat somewhere in Europe getting someone to build increasingly large telescopes for him until he had one so big it crossed the Atlantic and could be used to spy on Native Americans, would we have considered him an explorer? No. No we wouldn’t.

We’re several thousand years old now, it’s time to get off our arses and go and see what’s out there. We’ve made enough of a mess here - time to forget the damage deposit and get out before the landlord shows up.
Aug
6th
Mon
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Galactic Apolcalypse Now